Has anybody noticed how in the past couple of years, the FAST CASH button on bank machines has gone from to ? And at some machines FAST CASH is actually ? What's next, no denominations smaller than a grand?

Anyway, I was thinking about this because the other day I went to get some money (my usual ) and there was only .41 in my account. So I dropped into Emergency Mode and came up with a shit job.

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