They say there's 8 million people in the naked city.
Not counting kids, nutcases and dolts, that leaves let's say 4,000,000.
Half of them are women. Roughly. So that leaves 2 million men. Taking away the married, the senior citizens and the creeps, there must be at least 279,655 single guys in New York.
So why can't I find one I want to go out with?