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On the other hand, I don't want him to find me that
attractive
because then things might get, uh, strange. (I also don't want
him to think that I spent any time even thinking about this
stuff.)
Because let's face it, sleeping with Jeremy would be a disaster.
There is no question that I would instantly be turned into a
blithering, pathetic
 wet
noodle. | |
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I want to look good, I want him to know
I'm not
sitting around getting fat eating chocolate and
watching videos all day pining over him, I
want him to feel like a complete moron for
leaving.
I stand before my
mirror and make a solemn vow:
I WILL NOT SLEEP WITH JEREMY TONIGHT
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