||"I lead an active
lifestyle and can't let anything get in my way. So when
my lost virginity began to slow me down, I called SRV.
Now nothing can stop me!"|
Luciano - Tampa, Florida
"For months I felt
empty inside, nothing had any meaning for me. I thought
it was all my fault. Finally I saw a doctor and he told
me about SRV. Now I feel whole again. Thanks
Barbara Pickens - Minneapolis,
"Close friends think
I lost weight or got a haircut. They can't identify what's
different. It's my little secret."
Judy Tasara - Summit, New
"After I recaptured
my virginity, I was so moved by the experience that I
composed a ballad especially for SRV. Now I know virginity
is the true key to my creative inspiration. I humbly give
you the Get'n it Back
Martin - Rochester, New York
"I was seventeen and
drunk for the first time -- not at all what I had dreamt of.
I wanted to do it over the right way. I came to SRV and
told them my story and they said, "No problem". And they
were right, now I can say I lost my virginity the way I
dreamt I would."
Edith Dubin - Boise,
"This is my
fifty-fourth time to GET IT BACK! My boyfriend only
has sex with virgins. This was a problem for me at first.
But now after an evening of sex, I go to GET IT BACK!
Every time is the first time for me."
Thomas Phillips - Seattle,
"At first I was
apprehensive because it was such a big change. I hadn't
been a virgin for over 50 years. I tried and it was
painless and easy, even for an old-timer like me. It's
never too late to be a virgin again!"
Lee Morrison - Bernheim,
"I was a little
worried about telling my family at first. But when my mom
found out, she was so proud of me. She cried when I told
her that I had got my virginity back!"
Katherine Crowder - Brighton,
"I remember saying
to my sister, 'A computer that gets back your virginity?
Impossible!' That was before I tried the
VRS 3000. Now I am not only a
believer, but a virgin too!"
Ralph Stouber - San Francisco,
"I'm 27 and I have
two children from a previous marriage. As a mother, I felt
I had let my children down by not being a virgin. They
were ashamed to tell other kids. I thought that there was
no way I could ever get it back. But thanks to SRV, my kids
and I can walk down the street with our heads held
Caitlin Gilbert - Pasadena,
"I'm Catholic and
had lost my virginity before getting married. I was sure
I was going straight to hell, but I talked to my priest
and he laughed and said, 'Salvation through SRV, my child.'
I'm an angel now!"
Mary Sabucci -