The Schizzo is equal parts carbon, oxygen, and Mezcal Reposado Tequila. Schizzo was institutionalized briefly in 1973 after he became convinced that a nefarious clan of elves were knitting a quilt in his sock drawer, and again in 1975 after he refused to leave the Boss County Zoo at closing time, insisting that he is, in fact, the world's largest lemming, and is entitled to his own, personal alcove in the Zoo's seven-thousand square foot rodent den. He was hired by Boss, Inc. in 1998 as Boss's stunt double.